Well, let me tell ya about that Gamera Rebirth ending, you know, the one with the big turtle thing.
First off, the whole thing was a real ruckus, monsters everywhere, smashin’ and crashin’. Those city folks, they sure got a mess on their hands. Big monsters, little monsters, all fightin’ and makin’ a big ol’ fuss. I tell ya, it was louder than a hog callin’ contest at the county fair.
This Gamera fella, he’s a turtle, but not like any turtle I ever seen. He flies, shoots fire, and ain’t afraid of nothin’. He’s like a big, angry snapping turtle with superpowers. And these kids, they were in the thick of it, runnin’ around, yellin’ and cussin’. Kids these days, I swear, they got no respect. But, I guess they were kinda brave, or maybe just dumb, I ain’t sure which.
- Gamera fightin’ monsters. That’s the main thing.
- Kids yellin’ and screamin’. They were scared, I reckon.
- Big explosions and stuff blowin’ up. City folks gonna be mighty mad.
So, Gamera, he’s fightin’ this Viras fella, another big monster, looks like a squid or somethin’. They’re beatin’ on each other somethin’ fierce, like two bulls in a china shop. Buildings fallin’, ground shakin’, it’s a real mess. And this Joe fella, he pulls a lever, sacrificin’ himself, they say. I ain’t sure why he had to do that, but it seemed important to those kids.
Now, they say Gamera wins in the end, but it weren’t no easy fight. He was banged up pretty bad, I bet. But he’s tough, that turtle. He flies real fast, they say, like faster than anything I ever seen. Faster than a rooster chasin’ a grasshopper, that’s for sure. And he shoots fire from his legs or somethin’, burns them monsters good. I reckon that’s how he won.
Them kids, they got away in some escape pods, little spaceships, I guess. They were lucky, I tell ya. Most folks wouldn’t survive somethin’ like that. But those city kids, they’re tougher than they look. Or maybe just lucky. Like findin’ a four-leaf clover in a cow pasture.
There was this plot twist at the end, they say, but I didn’t understand it much. Sounded kinda dumb to me. These city folks, they like to make things complicated. Me, I like things simple. You plant a seed, you get a plant. You feed a chicken, you get an egg. Simple as that. But this monster stuff, it ain’t so simple.
Anyway, the whole thing ended with Gamera winnin’, I think. But there might be more monsters comin’, who knows. They always make more of them monster movies. It’s like they ain’t never gonna run out of monsters. And people keep watchin’ them, so I guess they’ll keep makin’ them. Me, I prefer a good western, but sometimes you just gotta watch a big turtle fight a giant squid. It’s somethin’ different, I guess.
Some folks say the show didn’t get watched much on that Netflix thing. I ain’t got no Netflix, so I wouldn’t know. But I heard it was a good fight, that Gamera and Viras one. The director, he made them Godzilla movies too, I hear. Them Godzilla movies are alright, I guess, but I still like the old monster movies better. The ones where the monsters are just monsters, not all complicated and stuff.
So, that’s the Gamera Rebirth ending, as best as I can tell ya. Big turtle wins, city gets wrecked, kids survive. Sounds like a typical monster movie to me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. They’re startin’ to make a fuss, and that’s a sound I understand better than all this monster talk.
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