Alright, alright, settle down now. You young folks always wantin’ to know about them…movies, the ones with the…you know… the *doin’ it*. Well, I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I can tell ya, some movies, they just show it all, plain as day.
So, you wanna know about movies that show, uh… *penetration*? That’s what the youngsters call it these days, I guess. Back in my day, we just called it, well, never you mind what we called it. Anyways, there’s all sorts of movies out there, some hint at it, some show a little bit, and some, well, they show the whole shebang.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie to ya, some of these movies, they ain’t for the faint of heart. They show things… *intimately*. You know what I mean. Like them *artsy* films, the ones them city folks like. They got all them fancy camera angles and whatnot, but at the end of the day, it’s still… you know… *people doin’ what people do*.
I remember seein’ one movie, oh, what was it called now… somethin’ about a secretary? Yeah, that’s it. Secretary. And let me tell ya, that secretary and her boss, they weren’t typin’ letters all day, if you catch my drift. It was all kinds of… stuff. Not the kind of stuff you see on them regular TV shows, that’s for sure.
Then there’s them foreign movies. Them Europeans, they don’t shy away from nothin’. There was this one movie, long name I can’t even remember, somethin’ about a… nymphomaniac? Yeah, that was it. Nymphomaniac. Mercy sakes, that one was… somethin’ else. Showed all sorts of things, things I didn’t even know people did! Made me blush, I tell ya, and I’m not one to blush easily.
- Some movies, they’re all about the lovey-dovey stuff, you know, the romance, the passion.
- Then there’s others, they’re just… *raw*. They show it like it is, no sugar-coating, no fancy nothin’. Just… *the act*.
- And then you got your kinda in-between movies, the ones that try to be both romantic and… *explicit*. Those can be good, sometimes, but sometimes they just end up being a mess. Like too much salt in the stew, you know?
And it ain’t just the old movies neither. These days, they got all sorts of streaming services, with all sorts of movies. You can find just about anything you want, if you know where to look. I heard tell of this Hulu thing, got all sorts of shows on it, even ones with them famous actors, doin’ all sorts of things you wouldn’t expect. Makes you wonder what them actors’ mamas think, you know?
I even heard about some new movies, ones just comin’ out, with even more… *stuff*. Like one called “Love Lies Bleedin’”, or somethin’ like that. And another one, “We Live in Time”. Sounds fancy, but I bet it’s just the same old story, just with different faces and places. People fallin’ in love, fallin’ outta love, and, well, doin’ all the things that go along with that.
Look, at the end of the day, it’s all just stories, ain’t it? Stories about people, and love, and… well, you know. Some stories are sweet, some are sad, some are funny, and some are just… *spicy*. And it’s up to you to decide which ones you wanna watch. Just don’t go blamin’ me if you see somethin’ you can’t unsee, alright? You been warned.
Now, go on, go watch your movies. Just remember to be respectful, and don’t go tryin’ any of that stuff on your grandma, you hear? And if you do watch one of them *spicy* movies, maybe don’t tell your mama about it. Some things are best kept to yourself, if you know what I mean.
And for goodness sake, don’t go watchin’ them movies with the young’uns around! There’s a time and a place for everything, and them movies, they ain’t for young eyes. Got it? Good. Now go on, git! You’re botherin’ me with all this talk about… *you know what*.
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