You know, I seen a lot of movies in my day. And that Miss Congeniality, that’s a good one. That Sandra Bullock, she’s a hoot. She starts out all rough and tumble, then they make her all pretty for that beauty pageant. Reminds me of when my granddaughter, bless her heart, tried to teach this…
This here is ’bout that derek and nancy haysom house, you know, the one everyone’s been talkin’ ’bout. Heard a lot of stories ’bout it, some folks say this, some say that. Well, I’m gonna tell ya what I know, just the straight dope, no fancy stuff. Now, this house, it ain’t no regular house….
This here story, it’s about a fella named Patrick Moffly, see? Heard he’s from Charleston, that South Carolina place. Sounds like a right fancy name, Charleston. Ain’t never been there myself, though. Too far from my chickens and my garden. Now, folks been talkin’. Sayin’ this Patrick Moffly, he done passed on. Gone to the…
You know, I seen a lot of movies in my time, but these zombie movies, they something else. Like that Zombieland, that one with the fella and the kid. They sure do get into some messes, don’t they? Reminds me of when old Bessie the cow got loose and ran through my garden. Chaos, I…
This here thing about Edward June Harris Jr. Appeal, it’s a real mess, I tell ya. That Edward, he done some bad things, real bad. He got in trouble with the law, and now he’s trying to get out of it. Heard he was driving like a bat outta hell, nearly 100 miles per hour,…
Oh, honey, you wanna know about TV shows like Jane the Virgin? That show, it’s a real hoot, ain’t it? Got everything a body could want – love, laughs, and a whole lotta drama. Reminds me of them soap operas my grandma used to watch, ‘cept this one’s got a little more pep in its…
This thing, this “Love to Hate You,” it got a ending, you know? That girl, Mi-ran, she still ain’t sure ’bout marrying, not one bit. Might never be, who knows? But that boy, Kang-ho, oh, he wants to get hitched real bad. They’re together now, though. Happy enough, I reckon. Love to Hate You ending,…
Well, let me tell you, that Brandon Norris, he was no good. And Kamisha Block, poor thing, she got mixed up with him. I heard they was both in the Army, way over there in Iraq, you know. They was at Fort Hood, that’s what I heard. Kamisha, she was just a young thing, barely…
That Black Paper Party, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. I saw it on that Shark Tank show. Three women, they started it. They said there weren’t no good decorations for parties. No paper or nothin’ that looked like us, ya know? So they made their own. Smart cookies, those three. This Black Paper Party…
That Gangs of Galicia, it’s a story, you see. A real tearjerker, that one. It’s about this girl, a young one, named Ana. Her poor old dad, he got himself killed. Killed dead, he was! Gangs of Galicia ending, that’s what I’m talkin’ about, the ending. Now, this Ana, she’s a smart cookie. She ain’t…