Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Sapphire Cove Island. Folks keep jabberin’ on about it, is it real, is it not? I heard some sayin’ it ain’t nothin’ but a made-up place, somethin’ cooked up in someone’s head. They say there ain’t no real proof it’s out there, you know, like a real…
Alright, let’s talk about this Drops of God show, episode five, you know? I watched it, and let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. So, this whole thing is about this fancy wine competition, right? For a dead millionaire’s money and his fancy wine cellar. And there are two folks fightin’ for it. One’s that…
Alright, listen up, young’uns. You wanna know about movies like “The First Time,” huh? That movie, it was somethin’ else, made me feel all mushy inside, like a overripe persimmon. So, you’re lookin’ for more of that, that heart-flutterin’ stuff, right? Okay, okay, I gotcha. First off, let’s talk about what makes a movie like…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Cara Parker wilderness thing, whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy city folk, so I’ll tell ya like it is, plain and simple. So, what’s this wilderness all about? Sounds like some kinda TV show, ya know? Like them things they play on that… that magic box in…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Blue Eye Samurai thing, it’s a real head-scratcher, but in a good way, ya know? It ain’t like them cartoons my grandkids watch, all flashy and silly. This one’s got grit, like a dusty old road after a long dry spell. This Mizu gal, she’s the main deal,…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that River Wild, huh? I saw that one with my grandkids once. Scared the bejesus outta me, all that water and them crazy people! But, you know, it was kinda fun too, in a nail-bitin’ sort of way. So, if you like that kinda thing, with folks…
Alright, so you watched that Ricky Stanicky movie, huh? And now you’re lookin’ for somethin’ similar? I get it, I get it. Sometimes you just want more of the same kinda fun. That movie, with all them fellas and that fake friend Ricky… it was a hoot! Made me laugh ’til my sides hurt, that’s…
Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them Jason Voorhees posters. You know, the scary fella from them Friday the 13th movies? Yeah, that one with the mask. Scared the bejeebers outta me the first time I saw it, lemme tell ya. Now, I ain’t no expert on fancy art or nothin’, but I know what…
Well, howdy there, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this here “Surviving Summer” thing, season two, ya know? It’s like watchin’ them young’uns messin’ around on them surfboards. Kept me entertained, that’s for sure. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy talk from me, I just tell it like it is. So, this Summer girl, she’s back…
Alright, let’s talk about this “The New Look” show, episode five, you know? I watched it, and I’m gonna tell you what happened, the way I see it. No fancy words, just plain talk. So, this episode, it starts at that fancy place, the Theatre De L’opera. Lots of people, all dressed up. You know,…