Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Trevor fella, the one they had on that TV show. Trevor Noah, yeah, that’s the name. Folks been talkin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d chime in, you know? Now, I ain’t no fancy TV critic or nothin’. I just watch what I watch, and if it…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… shark tank gingerbread house thing. I saw somethin’ about it on that there TV the other day. Folks goin’ on TV, sellin’ all sorts of stuff. Crazy world, I tell ya. So, this gingerbread house, it ain’t just any gingerbread house, mind you. It’s a fancy one, comes…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “The Castaways” thing, huh? I watched it, the whole shebang. Let me tell ya, it ain’t Shakespeare, but it ain’t garbage either. It’s…well, it’s somethin’. First off, what’s it all about? It’s this story about two sisters, Lori and Erin. Poor things, lost their folks young, only had…
Alright, let’s talk about this Joan Shannon person in Fayetteville, NC. I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’ll just tell it to ya straight, like we’re sittin’ on the porch sippin’ sweet tea. Who is this Joan Shannon anyway? Well, from what I hear, she’s mixed up in some kinda mess. I heard tell she…
Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about some movies, the kind that make you scratch your head and say, “What in the tarnation did I just watch?” You know, like that Donnie Darko movie. Yeah, that one with the weird bunny rabbit and the airplane engine fallin’ from the sky. Crazy stuff, I tell…
Alright, so you wanna know about this “Mother 3 Korean Movie” thing, huh? Lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy movie expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I think about it all. Sounds like a whole lotta things mixed up together, like a stew with too many ingredients,…
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this “Elite” thing, season six, you know? I watched it, yeah, I did. Took me a while, had to squint at that dang TV sometimes, but I got through it. Now, folks been sayin’ all sorts of things. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Me? Well,…
Alright, let’s talk about this heaven and hell thing, you know? It’s a real mess, this whole good versus bad thing, like a big fight in the barnyard, but way bigger, you get me? The Big Fight: Good versus Bad So, they say there’s angels and demons, right? Angels, they’re the good guys, like the…
Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this “Drops of God” thing, episode six, you know? It’s like them fancy city folks and their wine games, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya. So, this thing is about a contest, see? A contest for a big ol’ wine collection, worth a whole heap…
Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this heaven and hell thing, ya know? It ain’t like them fancy folks in the city talk about it, all complicated and whatnot. What’s this heaven, anyway? Some say it’s up there, in the clouds, with angels playin’ harps and whatnot. Sounds kinda boring to me, to be…