Listen up, y’all, let me tell you ’bout this Mark Eric and Sherri Ponsati. Heard tell of ’em on the TV, some kinda show or somethin’. Seemed like they had it all, ya know? Big house, fancy cars, maybe even one of them swimming pools. But lemme tell ya, things ain’t always what they seem….
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them movies, you know, the ones like that Van Helsing fella. That movie with the monster hunter guy. Yeah, you know the one, always chasin’ after Dracula and werewolves and such. So, you’re lookin’ for somethin’ similar, huh? Well, it ain’t easy, cause that Van Helsing movie, it was… somethin’…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this “Horizon Part 1” thing, the way I see it. It’s a whole lotta fuss, people runnin’ and shootin’, just like them old Westerns we used to watch on that small, blurry TV back in the day. This woman, Lucy, she gets herself into a heap of trouble. She…
Well, let me tell you about this “Bargain” story, the ending and all. It’s a real head-scratcher, you know? Confusin’ as a goat on a tin roof. So, what’s this “Bargain” all about? From what I gather, it’s about this fella named Baumer and another fella named Slade. Seems like they got some beef, somethin’…
Alright, so ya wanna know about this Doug Bradford fella, is he still kickin’ around? Well, let me tell ya what I heard. It ain’t pretty, mind you. This Doug Bradford, they say he done somethin’ real bad back in ’79. Killed a young woman, they say. A nurse, she was, just 28 years old….
Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this movie, “In Fear”. Don’t expect no fancy talk from me, I’m just gonna tell it like it is, the way I see it. This here movie, it’s about this young couple, Tom and Lucy. They’re goin’ to some music festival in Ireland, you know, the kind with all…
Alright, listen up, y’all. You like that movie, “Letters to Juliet”? Yeah, that one with the girl and the letters and all that lovey-dovey stuff in Italy. Well, if you’re hankerin’ for more movies like that, you come to the right place. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I know what I…
Alright, so, let’s talk about this “Outsider” show, episode three, you know? They call it “Dark Uncle,” real spooky-like. So, this whole mess started with that Terry fella, the coach. Everyone said he did it, you know? Killed that kid. Cops found his clothes all bloody in that barn, and his fingerprints everywhere. DNA too!…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Spectral” movie. I watched it, and I’m gonna tell you what happened, the best way I know how. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk. So, this movie, it’s like a war movie, but with spooky stuff. They call it “supernatural,” whatever that means. It’s like them…
Alright, let’s talk about this Blacklist show and where they filmed it. You know, them TV folks, they always try to trick ya. They say it’s one place, but it’s really somewhere else entirely. This Blacklist, it’s supposed to be all about Washington D.C., right? But lemme tell ya, most of the time, they ain’t…