Alright, let’s yak about this Invasion Episode 2, or whatever they call it. I ain’t no fancy TV critic, mind you, just a regular person watchin’ stuff. So, this episode, it starts off with that Malik family, the ones from Long Island. They’re all bunched up together, scared I reckon. Like a bunch of chickens…
Well, let me tell you about this Anthony Fiebiger fellow. I heard some things, you know, the kind of stuff folks whisper about. Anthony Fiebiger, yeah, that’s the name. I ain’t too good with dates and all that fancy stuff, but from what I gather, this fella, he was trouble, real trouble. They say he…
Alright, let’s talk about them lizard things, them leo whatchamacallits. How long do they live? Well, that’s a whole thing, ain’t it? You gotta understand, it ain’t just one answer, like askin’ how old Granny Smith is. Different lizards, different lives, ya know? Lifespan of them Lizards, that’s the big word the smart folks use….
Alright, alright, listen up, y’all gonna hear ’bout this Smokin’ Aces Central thing, whatever that is. It’s some kinda movie, I think, with lots of shootin’ and hollerin’. Don’t rightly know what “central” means, but sounds important, like the middle of somethin’ big. So, this movie, it’s all about this fella, Buddy “Aces” Israel. He…
Alright, let’s gab a bit about this here Graff Hotel Montana. I ain’t no fancy travel agent or nothin’, just a plain ol’ woman who knows a thing or two about what’s what. Now, I hear tell this Graff Hotel, it’s up in Marietta, Montana. Marietta, huh? Sounds like a quiet place, not too much…
Well, let’s talk about this “zodiac sign” thing, you know, like what them city folks are always yappin’ about. I heard it tells you about your personality and stuff. So, if you’re lookin’ up this “Luenell zodiac sign“, you’re probably wonderin’ what kind of person she is, right? I ain’t no expert, but I can…
Alright, alright, listen up y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout some war movies, kinda like that Lone Survivor one, ya know? That one where them boys got stuck in a real bad spot. So, you’re lookin’ for movies ’bout soldiers fightin’ when things ain’t lookin’ good, huh? Like, way more bad guys than good guys? I…
Alright, let’s yak about movies, the kind that make you scratch your head and say, “Well, I’ll be darned.” We’re lookin’ for movies like that Captain Fantastic one. Don’t you go worryin’ if you ain’t heard of it, I’ll tell you all about it, kinda. So, this Captain Fantastic movie, it’s about this fella, right?…
Well, Mother’s Day, they call it in some places. Here, we just say it’s for the moms, you know? It’s a special day, like they say, for all the mothers. Every year, it’s on the same day, the 26th of May. Not like some places where it jumps around. But, you still gotta work, it…
Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this Donna Marie Lombardi and her husband, or lack thereof, you know? Folks keep askin’ and whisperin’, so I figured, why not spill the beans, the way I see it. Donna Marie Lombardi, who’s she, you ask? Well, she’s this gal, a tattoo artist, you know, the kind…