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Alright, so you’re lookin’ for movies like that Jumanji, huh? That one with the wild animals and the game, yeah? I know a thing or two about movies, seen a few in my time, though I can’t always remember them fancy names. First off, there’s this Zathura: A Space Adventure. Heard tell it’s a lot…
Alright, let’s gab about these basketball movie jerseys, you know, the ones them fellas wear in the pictures. I don’t know much about all this fancy internet stuff, but my grandson, he says folks are lookin’ for these things online. So, here I am, tellin’ you what I know, the good Lord knows it ain’t…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this He-Man thing, He Man Revolution, they call it. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, just a regular person watchin’ TV, ya know? So, this here show, it’s got all this He-Man fella and that Skeletor guy fightin’ again. Same old story, like them cats just can’t…
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya ’bout this “Monarch” show, episode ten, ya hear? It’s a real humdinger, this one. So, this gal Cate, she’s been goin’ through it, fightin’ monsters and all that jazz. And wouldn’t ya know it, her grandma, Keiko, shows up outta nowhere. Now, Keiko, she ain’t surprised by…
Alright, let’s talk about these JobSmart batteries, you know, the ones they sell at Tractor Supply. Folks keep askin’ me, “Are they any good?” Well, I ain’t no fancy scientist or nothin’, but I’ve used my fair share of batteries, so I reckon I can tell ya a thing or two. First off, the price….
Alright, let’s talk about these farpoint batteries, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, just a regular person who’s used a battery or two in my time. First off, what are these things anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re batteries, ya know, like the ones you put in your flashlight or your…
[Body] Alright, so you wanna know about this Long Wharf Supply, huh? I heard some things, seen some things, and I’m gonna tell ya all about it, the way I see it. No fancy talk, just plain and simple. First off, what do they even sell? Heard tell they got them fisherman sweaters, the kind…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this show, “Master of the House”. It’s a real head-scratcher, this one. This Roongroj fella, big shot clan leader, he goes and marries his maid, Kaimook. Can you believe that? Right outta the blue! His family, they ain’t happy ’bout it, not one bit. But what can they do?…
Alright, so, you wanna know about that movie, “I Believe in Santa,” huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words though, I just talk plain. This “I Believe in Santa” thing, it’s on that Netflix thingy my grandkids always watch. It’s one of them Christmas movies, you know? Boy…
Alright, let’s talk about this Wilderness show, episode 5, you know? I watched it, and I gotta tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. This whole thing with Liv and Will, it’s a mess, a real big mess, like a chicken coop after a fox gets in. So, in this episode, number five, Liv’s ma shows up….