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Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Door Lock movie ending, ya know, the one they’re all talkin’ about. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I watched it, and I got somethin’ to say. First off, this girl, she’s livin’ all alone, workin’ at a bank, I think. And this creepy stuff…
Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell you about this here Beacon 23 thing. It ain’t easy, this space stuff, but I’ll do my best to make it plain as day. So, this Beacon 23, it’s a story, see? Happens way off in the future, in the 23rd century, they say. Imagine that! Way…
Alright, listen up, you young whippersnappers. Let me tell ya ’bout this Shoresy season 2, ya hear? It’s about hockey, that rough and tumble game them youngsters play, and this fella, Shoresy, he’s the main guy. So, this season, Shoresy, he promised that Nat gal, the team’s big boss, that their team, the Bulldogs, wouldn’t…
Alright, let’s talk about this Bodkin show, episode five, you know? It’s a real head-scratcher, this one. They start with this Dove girl waking up in Mary’s house. Mary’s house, mind you! Not her own bed. And then she meets Mary’s daughter, real quick like. But then, BAM! Dove and Mary are at each other’s…
Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Bush Hardware Sheridan place, or whatever they call it. I ain’t too good with fancy names, ya know. First off, it’s down on that Broadway street, number 303. Folks say it’s easy to find, but shoot, I always get turned around. Anyways, it’s in…
Alright, let’s talk about this LiquiGen thing, you know, the one they say you can get for free, or somethin’ like that. Now, I ain’t no fancy computer person, but I’ll tell ya what I heard and what I understand, so bear with me, alright? First off, they talk about a “free download,” but from…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Cara Parker wilderness thing, whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy city folk, so I’ll tell ya like it is, plain and simple. So, what’s this wilderness all about? Sounds like some kinda TV show, ya know? Like them things they play on that… that magic box in…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Blue Eye Samurai thing, it’s a real head-scratcher, but in a good way, ya know? It ain’t like them cartoons my grandkids watch, all flashy and silly. This one’s got grit, like a dusty old road after a long dry spell. This Mizu gal, she’s the main deal,…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that River Wild, huh? I saw that one with my grandkids once. Scared the bejesus outta me, all that water and them crazy people! But, you know, it was kinda fun too, in a nail-bitin’ sort of way. So, if you like that kinda thing, with folks…
Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them Jason Voorhees posters. You know, the scary fella from them Friday the 13th movies? Yeah, that one with the mask. Scared the bejeebers outta me the first time I saw it, lemme tell ya. Now, I ain’t no expert on fancy art or nothin’, but I know what…