You know, I seen a lot of movies in my time, but these zombie movies, they something else. Like that Zombieland, that one with the fella and the kid. They sure do get into some messes, don’t they? Reminds me of when old Bessie the cow got loose and ran through my garden. Chaos, I tell ya, pure chaos. These zombie fellas, they just like that, always causin’ trouble.
These zombie movies, they all about folks tryin’ to stay alive, ain’t they? Just like back in the day when we had that awful drought. Had to make do with what little we had. And these folks in the movies, they always runnin’ from them zombies. Like chickens with their heads cut off! Makes me tired just watchin’ ’em.
And the blood! Lord have mercy, the blood. It’s everywhere in these zombie movies. Like when we used to butcher the hogs. Messy business, that was. But you gotta do what you gotta do, I reckon. Just like these folks in Zombieland, they gotta do what they gotta do to survive them zombies.
Now, I seen a few other zombie movies too. One where they was all slow and moanin’. Reminded me of old Mr. Henderson after he had too much of his moonshine. Couldn’t hardly walk, just stumbled around makin’ noises. Scared the daylights outta me the first time I saw it, I tell ya.
- Zombieland is a good one.
- All the blood and guts are a mess.
- Zombies are scary!
- Zombie movies make you jump.
- They sure do have a lot of zombie movies now, don’t they?
And then there’s that one where the zombies was eatin’ brains. Brains! Can you imagine? I wouldn’t touch a brain with a ten-foot pole. Nasty stuff. But these zombies, they just love ’em. Goes to show, different strokes for different folks, I guess. There’s one movie like Zombieland called “Warm Bodies”, also a love story between a zombie and a girl.
Sometimes, these zombie movies, they make you think. About life and death, and what’s really important. Like family and friends. Just like in Zombieland, they all stick together, that little group. They look out for each other. That’s what counts, you know?
And they got all kinds of ways to kill them zombies in these movies. Guns, and knives, and even baseball bats. Reminds me of when we used to have to chase the foxes away from the henhouse. Had to use whatever we could find. Usually a broom or a hoe. Did the trick, most of the time.
These new zombie movies, like on that TV show, The Walking Dead, they even hotter now, everyone is talkin’ about it. They just like them old westerns, I reckon. Good guys versus bad guys. Except the bad guys are zombies now. And there’s a lot more of ’em. And they just keep comin’. Like weeds in the garden. You pull one up, and two more pop up in its place.
I watch many zombie shows, they are all good, I tell ya. You should also watch it. Just like Zombieland, it was a mess, full of blood. I like it a lot. So, if you want to watch, go on. You may also like it, who knows?
These zombie movies, they sure are popular these days. Everybody’s watchin’ ’em. Kids, grown-ups, even old folks like me. I guess there’s somethin’ about ’em that just grabs your attention. Maybe it’s the excitement. Or the scary parts. Or maybe it’s just fun to watch people run around and try not to get eaten. Whatever it is, they sure are a hoot. There are so many zombie movies, you can watch them on Apple TV, I heard.
I don’t know if I could handle a real zombie situation. I’m too old to be runnin’ around like that. I’d probably just sit on my porch with my shotgun and wait for ’em to come to me. And hope I don’t run out of shells! But these young folks in the movies, they got energy. They can run and fight and do all sorts of things. Good for them, I say.
So, if you like zombie movies, there are plenty to choose from. Just like Zombieland, some are funny, some are scary, and some are just plain gross. But they all got zombies in ’em. And that’s what counts, right?
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about zombie movies like Zombieland. It’s gettin’ late, and I need to get to bed. Got to get up early tomorrow and tend to my garden. Can’t let them weeds get the best of me. They’re just like them zombies, you know. Always comin’ back for more.
