Okay, so, “50 Shades of Grey Threesome.” Let’s just dive right in, shall we? It all started with a bit of, uh, curiosity, you know? My partner and I, we’re pretty open-minded, always looking for ways to spice things up. We’d talked about threesomes before, in that “what if” kind of way, never really serious. But then, one boozy night, the conversation got a little more…real. We started throwing around names, fantasies, the whole nine yards.
First step? Finding someone. And let me tell you, that’s the trickiest part. It’s not like there’s a “Threesome Finder” app (though, someone should really get on that!). We tried a few dating apps, putting out some feelers, being upfront about what we were looking for. Lots of dead ends, some creepy messages, the usual online dating nonsense. We almost gave up, to be honest.
Then, through a friend of a friend, we met Sarah. She was…well, she was exactly what we were looking for. Attractive, adventurous, and, most importantly, totally on the same page. We met for drinks, just to vibe check, and it clicked. Like, really clicked. We talked about boundaries, expectations, all that important stuff. No one wanted any drama or hurt feelings.
So, the big night. We were nervous, excited, a whole cocktail of emotions. We picked up Sarah, brought her back to our place. Put on some music, poured some wine…tried to act like it was just a normal night, even though it definitely wasn’t.
The Actual…Thing
I’m not going to go into graphic detail, because, you know, privacy and all that. But let’s just say it was…intense. The beginning was a bit awkward, lots of fumbling and nervous giggles. Figuring out the logistics, the positioning, who goes where…it’s like a puzzle with three pieces that don’t always want to fit.
But once we found our rhythm, oh boy. It was like…multiplying the pleasure. More hands, more mouths, more…everything. There’s something incredibly hot about watching your partner with someone else, and having that extra attention on you, too. It’s a sensory overload in the best possible way.
It felt like that experiment when I was studying Physics. Three different objects in a system all impact one another. There were moments of, “Wait, whose hand is that?” and some accidental elbows, but mostly it was just…hot. Really, really hot. I think my brain stopped working for a while there, just pure sensation.
Aftermath
Afterward, we were all exhausted, sweaty, and grinning like idiots. We ordered pizza, sprawled out on the couch, and just…basked in the afterglow. It was surprisingly…comfortable. No awkwardness, no weirdness, just three people who’d shared something pretty damn amazing.
We said goodbye to Sarah, promising to keep in touch. And we did! We’ve hung out a few times since, sometimes just as friends, sometimes…more. It’s not a regular thing, but it’s nice to know it’s an option.
Would I recommend a threesome? Hell yes. But only if you’re really ready for it, with a partner you trust completely, and with someone who’s on the same wavelength. Communication is key, and so is a healthy dose of adventurousness. It’s not for everyone, but if it’s something you’re curious about, and you do it right, it can be an incredible experience.
