Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this “Elite” thing, season six, you know? I watched it, yeah, I did. Took me a while, had to squint at that dang TV sometimes, but I got through it.
Now, folks been sayin’ all sorts of things. Some say it’s good, some say it’s bad. Me? Well, it’s a mixed bag, like them apples at the market – some sweet, some sour, and some just plain rotten.
The Good Stuff, If You Can Find It
Okay, okay, so it ain’t all bad. They say this season is better than that season four and five mess. And I gotta agree, a little bit. It’s like they finally woke up and smelled the coffee, you know? Things got a bit more… lively. Less boring, that’s for sure.
There’s this fella, Patrick somethin’-somethin’, been around since season four. He’s still kickin’, still stirrin’ up trouble, I reckon. Keeps things interestin’, at least.
- More excitin’ than season four and five.
- Patrick guy is still doin’ his thing.
The Bad and the Ugly
But hold your horses, ’cause it ain’t all sunshine and roses. This show, it’s got problems, big ones. They try to be all fancy and edgy, but it just ends up lookin’… silly. Like a pig in a prom dress, you know what I mean?
And the story? Lord have mercy, it’s a mess. They got so many folks runnin’ around, doin’ this and that, it’s hard to keep track. And half the time, it don’t even make sense. They got this hit-and-run thing, right? Sounds excitin’, but they drag it out forever and it ends up bein’ as dull as dishwater.
And the people, these young’uns, they ain’t got no charm. They just mope around, lookin’ gloomy. Makes me wanna give ’em a good shake and tell ’em to smile for once. And the music? Loud and noisy, just tryna cover up the fact that the story’s got more holes than a sieve.
The Real Kicker
Here’s the thing, see. Them first three seasons, they were somethin’ special. Good stories, folks you actually cared about. But this new stuff? It’s just… blah. They try too hard, and it shows. It’s like they forgot what made the show good in the first place. They say after season seven it became clear Elite needed to end soon. And after watching season 6 I agree.
And predictable! Don’t even get me started. I could see what was comin’ a mile away. No surprises, no nothin’. Just the same old song and dance.
The Bottom Line
So, what’s the verdict? Well, if you ain’t seen the first few seasons, don’t bother with this one. Go back and watch the good stuff. This season six? It’s just a shadow of its former self. A pale imitation. They try to make it better than 4 and 5 but It just ain’t the same. Maybe they shoulda just stopped while they were ahead, you know? Like my grandma used to say, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” And this show, well, they done broke it.
They crammed in too many stories, they lost the magic and what they needed was simplicity. It’s a shame, really. But hey, that’s just my two cents. You can watch it if you want, but don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
More things that ain’t right
- Too many characters, can’t keep track of ’em.
- Story is all over the place, makes no sense.
- Them young folks ain’t got no personality.
- Music is too loud, tryin’ to hide the bad story.
- Predictable as the sunrise.
So there you have it. That’s my take on this “Elite” season six. Take it or leave it, I don’t care. I’m just tellin’ it like it is.
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