Alright, so you wanna know about this Lori’s Roadhouse, huh? Okay, okay, I’ll tell ya what I know. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, though. I just tell it like it is, ya hear?
First off, it’s called Lori’s Roadhouse. Sounds like a place right off the highway, don’t it? Like where you’d stop for a bite and maybe a beer after a long day. They got this place in Beckett Ridge, Ohio. Don’t ask me where that is exactly, I ain’t got no map in my head. But I heard tell it’s on Union Centre Pavilion Drive, somethin’ like that. Number 4924, Suite B, if you need to be all particular.
Now, what do they got there? Well, they got food, that’s for sure. Menus and prices and all that, they say you can look ’em up online. Me? I ain’t got no time for that internet stuff. Too complicated for an old woman like me. I like to see my food before I order it, ya know? But folks say they got good American food. Burgers, fries, maybe some steaks, I reckon. Nothin’ too fancy, just good fill-yer-belly kinda grub.
People been askin’ about reviews for Lori’s Roadhouse. Reviews? What’s that? Oh, you mean what other folks think? Well, some folks like it, some folks don’t. That’s how it is with everything, ain’t it? You can’t please everyone all the time. I heard some say the food’s good, the portions are big, and the prices ain’t too bad. Others complain it’s too noisy, too crowded, or the service ain’t so great. Take it with a grain of salt, I say. Go see for yourself if you really wanna know.
- Food: They got American food. Like I said, burgers, fries, maybe some steaks.
- Prices: Heard they’re reasonable, but I ain’t seen ’em myself.
- Location: Beckett Ridge, Ohio. On Union Centre Pavilion Drive, or somethin’ like that.
- Hours: Now, this is where it gets tricky. They ain’t open every day. Mondays and Wednesdays they’re closed, shut tight. Tuesdays they open up at 4:00 in the afternoon and stay open till midnight. Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays? I ain’t rightly sure. Best call ‘em if you wanna know for sure. Don’t wanna drive all the way there and find the doors locked, now do ya?
They got pictures too, I hear. Eighty of ’em, someone said. Pictures of the food, the place, the people. Maybe they got a picture of Lori herself? I don’t know, I ain’t seen ’em. You gotta look ’em up online, if you’re into that sort of thing.
And another thing folks been askin’ about is how old you gotta be to get in. Well, I heard tell they let anyone in, young’uns and old-timers alike. So you can bring the whole family, if you want. Just don’t let the little ones run wild, ya hear? Gotta have some manners, even in a roadhouse.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about Lori’s Roadhouse. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. If you want more details, you gotta go find ’em yourself. Me? I gotta get back to my chores. Ain’t got time to sit around gossiping all day.
But before I go, let me tell you one more thing. A place ain’t just about the food or the drinks or the prices. It’s about the people. It’s about the feeling you get when you walk in the door. It’s about whether you feel welcome, whether you feel comfortable, whether you feel like you belong. So, if you’re lookin’ for a place to relax, have a good meal, and maybe meet some new folks, Lori’s Roadhouse might be worth a try. Or maybe it ain’t. Like I said, you gotta see for yourself.
One last thing, if you do decide to go, don’t forget to call ahead if you want to book a table. Specially if you’re goin’ with a big group. Nobody likes waiting around, specially when their belly’s rumblin’. And for goodness sake, be polite to the folks workin’ there. They’re just tryin’ to make a livin’, same as the rest of us.
Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on, get outta here and go see for yourself what Lori’s Roadhouse is all about. And if you do go, come back and tell me what you thought. I’m always up for a good story.
Tags: [Lori’s Roadhouse, Reviews, American Food, Beckett Ridge, Ohio, Restaurant, Dining, Family Friendly]
