Alright, let’s talk about them Bedrock Bakers things, you know, the ones they call “pagels” and English muffins. I ain’t no fancy food critic or nothin’, just tellin’ ya like it is. First off, they say these things are good for folks with all sorts of allergies. Gluten-free, this-free, that-free… sounds like a bunch of…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that “First Daughter” one, huh? I ain’t no fancy movie critic, but I watch my fair share of them picture shows. Especially them lovey-dovey ones, you know, the ones with the kissin’ and the happy endings. They call ’em romantic comedies, or somethin’ like that. Now, if…
Well, let me tell ya, this Look Closer thing, it’s a real head-scratcher. You gotta pay attention, or you’ll get lost like a calf in a cornfield. So, what’s the big deal? It all starts with this woman, see? Found her hangin’ in a big ol’ house. Real fancy place, not like the shacks we…
Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this Netflix thing, ya know, the one them city folks always jabberin’ about. I ain’t no fancy expert, mind you, just a plain ol’ person tellin’ it like it is. So, what’s the big deal with Netflix? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s got more shows and movies…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Laced” movie, you know, the one everyone’s yappin’ about. I watched it, and let me tell ya, it’s a whole mess of things, just like my grandson’s room after he plays with them toys. So, this girl, she’s stuck in a cabin with her husband. And it ain’t no happy…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this “Mother May I” movie, ya know, the one everyone’s been yappin’ about. I watched it, and let me tell ya, it’s a real head-scratcher. Not like them fancy movies with all the explosions and whatnot, but it gets under your skin, ya feel me? So, basically, it’s about these…
Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Duke’s Depot Bar in Fort Myers. Don’t know much about fancy writin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, plain and simple. Now, I hear tell this place, Duke’s Depot, is a bar, ya know, for folks to go and wet their whistle. Sounds like a good enough…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that Gosford Park, huh? I watched that one time, kinda fancy, with all them rich folks and their servants. Lots of talkin’ and secrets, you know? Reminded me a bit of… well, never you mind. Let’s get to it. First off, if you liked Gosford Park, you…
Alright, listen up, I’m gonna tell ya ’bout them movies, ya know, the ones like “The Girl Next Door”. You seen that one? Where the fella, he falls for the girl next door, all sweet and innocent like. Yeah, them kinds of movies. So, there’s this one, “Superbad.” Funny movie, real funny. Kids tryin’ to…
Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this “Before I Fall” movie thing. Now, I ain’t no fancy movie person, but I heard folks talkin’ about it, so I figured I’d see what the fuss was all about. It’s one of them films where the girl keeps livin’ the same day over and over. Sounds kinda…