The Clearing Premiere Recap: Kidnapping, Cults, and Blackmarsh
Alright, so I watched this thing called “The Clearing,” and let me tell ya, it’s a bit of a head-scratcher. First off, there’s this girl, Amy, with hair so blonde it’s almost white. Like, the kind of blonde that looks like it’d bleach right out in the sun. She’s young, maybe a teenager or somethin’….