Listen up, y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ about this fella, John Allman. Folks been askin’ left and right, “is john allman a real person?” Well, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve heard things, ya know? Just like when you hear the rooster crow, you know it’s mornin’. Same kinda thing with…
Alright, listen up, y’all. You been watchin’ that Cherry movie, huh? That one with the young fella, Tom Holland, runnin’ around and gettin’ into all sorts of trouble. Yeah, that one. So, you liked it, did ya? Well, you ain’t alone. Lots of folks liked that movie. But now you’re stuck, scratchin’ your head, wonderin’…
Alright, let’s talk about this 54 Thrones thing, you know, the one they had on that Shark Tank show. I watched it, yeah, with my old TV, the picture ain’t so good but I saw it. So, this woman, Christina, she comes on, talking about her fancy creams and lotions. African stuff, she says. Sounded…
Alright, let’s talk about this here Square One Keg thing, ya know? Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d give ya my two cents, plain and simple. Now, what is it? It’s like a big ol’ thermos for your beer, keeps it cold and fresh. They say it’s good for parties and such,…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Barbarians” movie from 2021. Don’t expect no fancy talk from me, I’m just gonna tell it like it is, ya know? Like how we talk back home. So, they say it’s a horror movie, a home invasion thing. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all that scary. It’s more like…
Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this show, “Love to Hate You,” it’s on that Netflix thingamajig. Don’t rightly know what them fancy folks call it, a “K-drama” or somethin’. Anyways, it’s about this fella and this gal who, lemme tell ya, they ain’t exactly fond of each other at first….
Alright, let’s talk about them TV shows, the ones like “The Gifted.” You know, that show with them kids with powers? Yeah, that one. It ain’t around no more, got canned, they say. Too bad, I kinda liked it. But anyways, there’s other stuff out there, similar things, they tell me. Now, I ain’t no…
Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout that Wilderness show, episode six, the last one. It was a real head-scratcher, let me tell ya. So, that Liv gal, she’s still walkin’ around free as a bird, even though she done killed them two folks, Cara and Garth. Can ya believe it? She’s…
[Body] Well, let me tell ya ’bout this place, Anthology of Millis, sounds fancy, huh? But it’s just a place for old folks, ya know, like me. They call it “senior living” or some such thing. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, so I’m just gonna tell it like it is, the way I…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about them movies, the ones like that “Dictator” movie. You know, the one with that funny fella, Sacha Baron Cohen? Yeah, him. That movie, it was somethin’ else, eh? Made me laugh ’til my sides hurt. But you seen it, and now you want more, right? Like eatin’ peanuts, can’t stop…