Alright, listen up, young’uns. You wanna know about movies like “The First Time,” huh? That movie, it was somethin’ else, made me feel all mushy inside, like a overripe persimmon. So, you’re lookin’ for more of that, that heart-flutterin’ stuff, right? Okay, okay, I gotcha. First off, let’s talk about what makes a movie like…
Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this Cara Parker wilderness thing, whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy city folk, so I’ll tell ya like it is, plain and simple. So, what’s this wilderness all about? Sounds like some kinda TV show, ya know? Like them things they play on that… that magic box in…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like that River Wild, huh? I saw that one with my grandkids once. Scared the bejesus outta me, all that water and them crazy people! But, you know, it was kinda fun too, in a nail-bitin’ sort of way. So, if you like that kinda thing, with folks…
Well, let me tell ya, this whole mess about Rosa and Pedro, it’s a real head-scratcher, ya know? Folks been whisperin’ and gossiping, tryin’ to figure out why she done it. Nobody really knows for sure, but from what I hear, it’s a tangled-up story, like a ball of yarn after the cat got at…
Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this “After Ever Happy” book endin’, ya know? It’s a whole lotta drama, that’s for sure. This Tessa girl and that Hardin fella, they got a love story messier than a pigpen after a rainstorm. It ain’t no simple fairy tale, that’s for darn sure. Folks keep askin’,…
Alright, so you wanna know ’bout them Rayovac batteries, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I heard and what folks are sayin’. First off, lotsa people say these batteries, they work just fine for everyday stuff. Ya know, like the TV remote, the kids’ toys, flashlights, that kinda thing. They say it’s a good deal…
Alright, alright, settle down now. You young folks always wantin’ to know about them…movies, the ones with the…you know… the *doin’ it*. Well, I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I can tell ya, some movies, they just show it all, plain as…
Alright, so you young folks been watchin’ that Devil in Ohio show, huh? Scared the bejesus outta ya, did it? Well, let me tell ya, that ain’t the only thing out there that’ll make your hair stand on end. If you liked that, you might like some other shows too. They got all sorts of…
Alright, so, let me tell ya ’bout this “Drops of God” show, episode four. I watched it, you know, kinda by accident. Just flickin’ through the channels and there it was. Figured, why not? Got nothin’ better to do. So, this girl, Camille, she can’t drink wine. Can you believe it? Her daddy was all…
Well, let me tell you, this here story’s a real sad one. It happened back in 1981, when a young couple, Kevin Thorpe and Laura Craig, was just tryin’ to go on with their lives. They was both just 21 and 20 years old, young and full of hopes. They was headed to Oregon from…