Alright, so, let’s talk about this The Clearing show, episode two, you know? It’s all a bit much for an old woman like me, but I’ll tell ya what I saw. They call it a “recap,” but I just call it tellin’ ya what happened, plain and simple. So, this girl, Asha, she’s gone missin’….
Alright, let’s talk about this Craig Heidt fella from Effingham County. Don’t know him from Adam, but I heard some things, you know, the kind of things folks whisper about over the fence. This Craig Heidt, he was in big trouble, real big. They said he did something awful to his own daddy, Phillip Heidt….
Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Kim Wae Hotel place, down in that there Caribbean. Folks call it a paradise, but I ain’t never seen a paradise myself, so I’ll tell ya what I heard, ya know? This hotel, the Kim Wae Hotel, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, huh? It’s supposed to…
Alright, let me tell you about this Hell House Origins thing, you know, the scary movie. It’s a real head-scratcher, but I’ll try to make sense of it for ya. They call it Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor, sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t nothin’ but a spooky story, just like them old…
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Storage Scholars thing, you know, the one them youngsters are always yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy college kid or nothin’, but I got ears and I hear things. Seems like a whole lotta folks are usin’ ’em to move their stuff in and out of college, like in…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Anaiah Extreme Home Makeover,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like they’re fixin’ up somebody’s house, real good. Probably one of them shows where they knock down walls and make everything all shiny and new. Now, I heard tell of a young gal, Anaiah, maybe she’s the one this is…
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this He-Man thing, He Man Revolution, they call it. I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, just a regular person watchin’ TV, ya know? So, this here show, it’s got all this He-Man fella and that Skeletor guy fightin’ again. Same old story, like them cats just can’t…
Alright, let’s talk about this “Lord of Misrule” thing. I watched it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta somethin’. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy-schmancy stuff, though. It’s kinda like them old stories your grandma used to tell, ya know? Full of weird folks and strange happenings. So, what’s this “Lord of Misrule” all…
Alright, listen up, y’all. This here “Culprits” thing, it’s a whole lotta mess, but I’m gonna try and make sense of it for ya, the way I see it. Don’t expect no fancy words, just plain talk, ya hear? So, it all starts with this crew, see? They pull off some big ol’ robbery, like…
Well, let me tell you ’bout this thing, this… uh… “crime junkie Carolyn Killaby,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ fancy, just a sad, sad story ’bout a young gal gone missin’. This happened way back, in 1995, November it was. Cold month, you know? The kind where the wind bites at…