Alright, let’s talk about them books, the ones they call “biographies,” you know, life stories. Folks are always writin’ ’em, and some are just better than others, ain’t that the truth? This year, 2024, they say there’s a whole bunch of ’em out there. Heard tell of some big shots writin’ about their lives, like…
Well, let me tell you about this Charles Flenory fella. Folks been askin’ where he is now, so I’ll try to piece together what I heard. This ain’t no fancy book learnin’, just what I picked up from listenin’ to folks talk and watchin’ the TV. Charles Flenory, they say he was born way back…
Alright, let’s gab about this Blowzee thing, you know, that thing for blowin’ out candles. Folks been askin’ if it’s still around, so let’s get to it. What’s this Blowzee thingamajig anyway? Well, it’s like a little fan, y’see? For blowin’ out birthday candles. Blew up big after bein’ on that Shark Tank show. Them…
Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya somethin’ about this here Bush Hardware Sheridan place, or whatever they call it. I ain’t too good with fancy names, ya know. First off, it’s down on that Broadway street, number 303. Folks say it’s easy to find, but shoot, I always get turned around. Anyways, it’s in…
Alright, let’s talk about this show, “shows like so help me todd”. I watched it, you know, when I had some free time from feedin’ the chickens and whatnot. It’s about this fancy lawyer lady, Margaret Wright, real sharp she is, but her son, Todd? A bit of a mess, ain’t got no direction, like…
Alright, alright, listen up, y’all! We gonna talk about them movies, yeah, the ones like A Few Good Men. You know, that movie with Tom Cruise? Yeah, him, the fella who runs around a lot. That movie, it got all that court stuff, and them soldier boys, and that Jack Nicholson fella yellin’ “You can’t…
Well, folks, I ain’t no film critic, but I reckon I can tell you a thing or two about that movie “Adore” and its endin’. This here film, “Adore,” it’s about these two women, Roz and Lil, been friends forever, livin’ by the beach, real pretty-like. They got sons, see? And things get all tangled…
Alright, so you wanna know about movies like Side Effects, huh? That movie, the one with that girl, what’s her name… Rooney Mara, yeah, that’s it. It was kinda wild, all twisty and turny. Made my head spin a bit, ya know? So, you want somethin’ similar, somethin’ that’ll keep you guessin’ till the very…
Alright, let’s talk about this Wilderness show, episode 5, you know? I watched it, and I gotta tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. This whole thing with Liv and Will, it’s a mess, a real big mess, like a chicken coop after a fox gets in. So, in this episode, number five, Liv’s ma shows up….
[Body] Alright, so, you wanna know about this Micah Holsonbake fella and Bakersfield, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a real sad story, this whole thing. They found a bone, see? A bone, out in Maricopa, and it turns out it belonged to Micah. Poor boy. Now, Bakersfield, that’s a place where things happen,…