You know, I watched this movie, they call it “Rebirth”. It was a real head-scratcher, that one. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. It’s about this fella, Kyle, I think his name was. He goes off to this thing, like a retreat or somethin’. They call it Rebirth, too. Sounds all fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but trouble, if you ask me.
This Kyle fella, he seems like he’s got a good life. Got a job, a family, you know, the usual. But he’s kinda lost, like he’s sleepwalkin’ through life. Not really livin’, just existin’. Then his old buddy, Zack, shows up outta nowhere. Haven’t seen him in years. This Zack, he’s all changed. Talkin’ about this Rebirth thing, how it changed his life, made him feel alive again.
So, this Kyle, he’s curious. He goes to this Rebirth thing with Zack. And boy, oh boy, it’s a whole mess of weird. They got all these people there, doin’ all sorts of strange things. Lots of yellin’ and cryin’, and carryin’ on. They’re tryin’ to, what do they call it? “Find themselves” or some such nonsense.
They make him do all these crazy things. Strip down naked, get locked in a room, get yelled at. It’s like they’re tryin’ to break him down, make him into somethin’ else. They say it’s all part of the process. This Rebirth movie, it’s all about breakin’ you down to build you back up. But all I see is folks gettin’ hurt.
The ending of Rebirth, that is the really strange part. Some folks saying it has two different timelines. Like two different worlds or something. There is this one girl, Aerith, she seems important. And there is some bad guy, Sephiroth, causing trouble. It’s like, some people are alive in one world, and dead in another. This Rebirth movie, it keeps you guessing.
- First off, they got this group, calls themselves Rebirth.
- They say they can help you find yourself, make you happy.
- But they do all sorts of crazy stuff to people.
- Make ’em do things they don’t wanna do.
- It’s like they’re brainwashin’ ’em or somethin’.
This Kyle fella, he gets all mixed up in it. He starts to lose his grip on reality. He don’t know what’s real and what ain’t. He sees things that are not there in this Rebirth movie. He can not tell which world he is in. He gets confused, starts acting strange. His family, they don’t even recognize him no more.
That Zack fella, he’s the one who got him into this mess. He was trying to help, at first. He said this is some kind of program, make you feel good. But he sees that it is just an insane and degrading program. But then he gets all caught up in it too. He starts to believe all that Rebirth stuff. He thinks it’s gonna save him, make him a better person. He wants to love life again. He said that is the whole point of this Rebirth thing. I don’t think it helps anyone. Those folks at Rebirth, they’re just messin’ with people’s heads.
The movie, it’s like a puzzle. You gotta try to figure out what’s goin’ on. But it’s a hard puzzle to solve. Even at the end, you’re still not sure what really happened. Some people love it. They think it’s really smart, makes you think. They said the ending is about two timelines. I don’t know what that means. Other folks, like me, they just think it’s a big confusing mess. I heard someone saying this movie is a satire. It is a funny word. Sounds like “satire down.”
I reckon it’s up to each person to decide what they think about it. This Rebirth movie, it’s not for everyone. If you like movies that make you think, maybe you’ll like it. But if you like things simple and straightforward, like me, you might wanna skip this one.
This movie, “Rebirth,” it’s like one of them dreams you have that don’t make no sense. You wake up in the mornin’ and you can’t remember half of it. And what you do remember, it’s all jumbled up. You try to tell someone about it, but it just comes out all wrong. That’s what this movie is like. A big, jumbled-up dream that you can’t quite make sense of. And when it’s over, you’re just glad it’s done.
So, if you see this movie, “Rebirth,” be prepared. It’s a wild ride. And it might leave you scratchin’ your head, wonderin’ what in the world you just watched. And don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
