Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Kelly Lynn Fitzgerald, the one from Canada, eh? Don’t know much about fancy writin’, so I’ll just tell it like it is.
First off, heard tell there’s more than one Kelly Fitzgerald floatin’ around. Like, a bunch of ’em! Some’s got middle names, some don’t. This one we’re talkin’ ’bout, she’s got that “Lynn” in the middle, and she’s from Canada. That’s what they say, anyways. Heard she’s got somethin’ to do with them movies or TV shows, maybe? Folks be callin’ her a “rising star,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, though.
Now, this Canada place, I hear it’s a big country. Lots of folks movin’ there, lookin’ for a better life, you know? Got big hopes and dreams, they do. But then, some folks say they get treated bad once they get there. Somethin’ ’bout their skin color or the way they talk. Makes ya think, don’t it? Hope this Kelly Lynn ain’t one of them gettin’ the short end of the stick.
- Kelly Lynn Fitzgerald Canada – That’s what we’re talkin’ ‘bout, remember that.
- Heard she’s in movies or somethin’. Maybe TV, too.
- Lots of people in Canada, some get treated bad.
Folks be lookin’ her up online, too. Got them “profiles” and such. LinkedIn, they call it. Seems like a place where folks put their work stuff. Says she’s in Canada, that’s all I can make of it. Then there’s this Facebook thing. Same kinda deal, I guess. Lots of people with the same name, though. Hard to keep ’em straight.
Heard tell there’s a sad story ’bout a Kelly Lynn somethin’-or-other, too. A “mysterious death,” they say. Don’t know if it’s the same one. Hope not. Folks make movies ’bout it, apparently. Gives ya the shivers, thinkin’ ’bout it. But see, that story, it’s just a story, not ‘bout this Canada Kelly, I don’t think so.
Then there’s this other Kelly Fitzgerald, goes by Kelly A. Fitzgerald. Got a website and all. Instagram, too. Seems like she’s into pictures. But she ain’t the same, I reckon. This Canada one, she don’t show off so much, maybe.
Canada, that’s a big word here. Gotta keep sayin’ it, so folks know we’re talkin’ ’bout the right Kelly. And Kelly Lynn Fitzgerald, gotta say that too. Those are the important words, ya see? Makes it easier for folks to find what they’re lookin’ for when they go pokin’ around on them computers.
So, what do we really know ’bout this Kelly Lynn Fitzgerald Canada? Not a whole heck of a lot, to be honest. She’s from Canada, probably famous, or gettin’ there. People are lookin’ for her online, on them LinkedIns and Facebooks. And that’s about it. Rest is just gossip and hearsay, you know? Like that sad story, and that other Kelly with the pictures. Don’t get them mixed up now.
But hey, that’s how it is with these famous folks, ain’t it? Hard to tell what’s true and what ain’t. All we can do is piece together what we hear and hope for the best. And keep sayin’ those important words: Kelly Lynn Fitzgerald Canada. That way, maybe we’ll learn a little more ’bout her someday.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say ‘bout this Kelly Lynn. Hope it made some sense. Just a bunch of stuff I heard here and there, ya know? Nothin’ fancy, just the plain truth, as far as I can tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go get some supper on the stove. This talkin’ makes a body hungry.
